Baseball Chatter June 2

The guy who got Mr. Met fired feels real proud of his four second video, telling everyone that he was not the one heckling things at Mr. Met about ‘yo momma’. I think I will heckle him until he blocks me or flips me off, then i will call his job and get him canned for being a loser. I should send the Oregon Duck over so he can see what it is really like to be abused by a mascot.

Baseball Chatter 06/01

Phillies GM Matt Klentak contradicted manager Pete Mackanin yesterday by saying that the Phillies are committed to giving Maikel Franco more time to snap his slump, Mr. Met got fired for flipping off a fan yesterday and James Paxton is the seventh-hardest throwing starting pitcher in baseball history